Friday, May 24, 2013

Why Women Cry

So I pray this time
I can be the man that she deserves
'Cos I die a little each time
When she cries
~Restless Heart

I don't know about you, but I've seen women cry for no reasons at all. True. This fact is based on a study conducted by  this really famous university. Just as men are confused on what women really want, they are also curious to know why women bawl for no reason at all. Or so they think.

Based on my personal experience, the following are the 5 most common reasons why women (or I) cry.

5. Women cry when they are hurt. Like physically hurt. Like when they tumble while wearing killer heels. I mean come on, that's embarassing. It's worth crying about. 

4. Women cry because they seen  or read a really really sad story. They just need to sympathize with the protagonist,  you know. It's a girl thing.I cried a gallon reading Tuesdays with Morrie. I will slap anyone who didn't. 

3. Women would choose to cry instead of mutilating a cheating husband/boyfriend. Trust me. You would rather she cry. 

2. Women cry because there are times that it's the only thing she could do. Yeah. Women. Weakling. You know the works. 

1. Women cry because it's a hormone thing-y. Period. Do you want a scientific explanation for that?

Do you have any idea why women cry? And why of all the 1,000 topics I could write about, I am writing this?

I don't really cry. I eat.